Jenn's Reverie
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Don't Make Me Eat Soap, Mom
Well, I was just reading over some of my posts, because I have judgement day after 6 :P. But I just realized in my recent posts how much I've been cussing. Jesus, what is wrong with me?! I think I need new friends. I'll go shopping for some next week. I remember it was extremely rare for me to cuss. To a point that when I would, others would drop their jaw and be like whoa Jenn! So I'm gonna start behaving. For real. I think that some may think I'm an ass! Sheesh! Katie got me started with the "bitches" and the "assrammers" and so on. Okay, I'm not stopping. I just realized how much it makes me laugh when we say it. So here's for anyone who reads this here blog. When I'm cussing I'm not REALLY cussing. Make sense? Probably not, but you know. And you have to admit, curse words just make things funny sometimes. Or gets the point across, yanno? I need to be a lady. I could take those classes, um. . .Damn, I can't think of what their called. Elegance stuff, you know. But I can be elegant. I swear! I sport stiletto's and stuff. I can even dance in them. Drunk too. I've never fallen! Wait, let me knock on wood and thank God. Please God, don't let it happen now when I'm in California. So yeah, I'm gonna TRY to not curse any more and be a lady. I'm sorry Mom!
"I try to keep it clean, but sometimes a good fuck! or shit! provides just the release I need. Say you drop something heavy on your foot. "Gosh darn it!" doesn't cut it. And why should it? Language Hitlers say anyone who swears doesn't have sufficient mastery of the language. Bullshit. Invoke Shakespeare when someone cuts you off in traffic and see how fast you get through town. Some folks can remember when they first heard the word "fuck" or "shit." I only remember being convinced that saying fuck would send me straight to hell, where you can cuss to your heart's content as demons stick red-hot pokers up your ass." (I got this from a website, but don't remember which one. Please don't sue me.)
P.S. This definately my last post, 'til I get back. We leave in 9 hours! Woopdie woo! Thought I'd change it up a bit from the woot woo's.
"I try to keep it clean, but sometimes a good fuck! or shit! provides just the release I need. Say you drop something heavy on your foot. "Gosh darn it!" doesn't cut it. And why should it? Language Hitlers say anyone who swears doesn't have sufficient mastery of the language. Bullshit. Invoke Shakespeare when someone cuts you off in traffic and see how fast you get through town. Some folks can remember when they first heard the word "fuck" or "shit." I only remember being convinced that saying fuck would send me straight to hell, where you can cuss to your heart's content as demons stick red-hot pokers up your ass." (I got this from a website, but don't remember which one. Please don't sue me.)
P.S. This definately my last post, 'til I get back. We leave in 9 hours! Woopdie woo! Thought I'd change it up a bit from the woot woo's.
posted by Jenn Doll at 3:26 AM
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Etiquette classes, lady, you can take an etiquette class. Not me though, I don't need them. So stop asking me to go with you goddamnit. You know you love saying bitches and assrammers. It just gets the point across better, does it not? Or makes you seem a lot angrier, whatever. I need to start saying a new word though. I'm really over doing pansy and assrammer. Suggestions welcome.
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