Jenn's Reverie

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

I Need a Title For This Post

I'm here at work, not working. . .AGAIN! Man I just can't get with it this week. I think it's because I'm just ready for my vacation. So I don't want to work. It's not good! I'm gonna get taken into the "office." That's no fun. I got taken into the "office" the other day. It went something like. . .

Supervisor - "So how are you?"
Me - (Thinking, oh god, shut up and tell me why I'm here) "Good! Ready for my vacation, and you?"
Supervisor - "Good. When do you leave?"
Me - "Wednesday"
Supervisor - "So, what are you going to do about your lip ring?"
Me - (Thinking, nothing what are YOU going to do about my lip ring?! But being a pansy and saying. . .) "Well I've looked into what I think they call a spacer? Something to keep in it so it doesn't close. Like maybe a clear one."
Supervisor "You can't put a clear one."
Me - "Well it closes in only 10 minutes. I took it out the other day and it was already closing when I put it back in."
Superviosr - "It closes that fast?!"
Me - "Yeah. And the girl that works at HR has her labret pierced! She works with the public ALL the time. And she's human resources."
Superviosr - "Well, that's our HR yeah, but we're under the Sheriff's Dept. SOP. And the county contract too. So it's different."

Different?! What the fuck? They are HUMAN RESOURCES! Do you follow Misses Stupidvisor? What they say goes! We have like 2 contracts and then a separate dress code thingy. That's bull shit! The contract that says nothing about piercings is the one I read. So eat it fuckers! The OTHER conract says nothing about it either. The gay little dresscode one, that some random dipshit typed up, says that piercings are "inappropriate." That does NOT mean, can not. It means, should not. There is a difference. AND now all of a sudden I can't have my tongue pierced either? I wore the fucking tongue ring to the interview. Jackass. Oh, but the officers can come in here with all kinds of tattoo's. Fuck that! I will prevail! For real. We're not supposed to wear jeans or tenny shoes. And that's ALL we wear in this department. "Well, it's an incentive since you guys are a 24 department." Um, nooo! If you're going to enforce rules enforce them! I will start fighting that we can't wear jeans and tenny shoes. I don't care if it means I can't. Given I'm pretty much wearing what looks like pajama's right now. Some grey sweats, that have the little bell bottom going on. They say "rebel" on the ass, and a crown on the front left, that says, "Princess University." All cute! No, it's fucken cheese, but they're not mine. I got them from Mariah one night. Also wearing a t-shirt. So next time, I may just be in a 3-piece "career" suit. I don't care. I have dress clothes. I'll live. Thing is, if they enforce that, people WILL start bitching. And they'll throw in the "just let her keep her fuckin' lip ring!" It just might work. And the girl at HR probably won't like me after, but fuck that, no special privelages here. But on the real, I'll give my supervisor props. She really has been cool and understanding about it. I just talk shit, because I have to go on a mission to find some almost invisible stud or something. But I refuse to let it close. It's NOT happening. It was $70 to get it done. I had to walk around with a fat lip for days. And now, I just think it's hott! So not only no, but hell no! Why is that the 10 holes I have in my ears aren't a problem? Those are body modifications as well. So are my tattoo's that are "okay to have." Work with me people. Help me make sense of this. I have a feeling this will go up the "chain." Of command that is. And if that happens, that means I'm in trouble. But that's what the chain's there for! If you can't work with the "specialist," then go to the supervisor. If that's not working, Sargeant, Lieutenant, Captain and so forth. It won't go past Lt. though. If it does, that means I won't have a job after. So you know. Speaking of tattoo's, I'm getting another on Friday! Woot woo! I can't wait. Mariah's getting something too. Don't ask what we're getting, because we don't know. We're gansta like that. And George Lopez is coming! And I didn't get tickets Saturday when the went on sale. He WILL sell out :(. I'm taking donations. Just email me if you wanna help out. I just realized that I really need to pee, but I've been to busy blogging. What a tard I am. But then again, I'd have to go to the bathroom where the temperature is below zero. And yeah, I'm not lucky enough to have a penis, so I have to squat. Freezing porcelain is hard on the ass! Sheesh! Can I get a fuckin' heater up in here?! And then you go to wash your hands and the water is so cold you have icicles on your fingers. That makes it hard to poke my nose! Those are the perks of working for the fuzz! Don't hate! Well, obviosly I'm just rambling on. But I figured if Katie can, I can. I am woman, hear me roar! (Eww) Katie, you need to drop your "we hate all men" class. That's absolute gay-ness. For real lady. Maybe you're only taking it because you have to? I hope that's the case. Because if not, we can't be friends anymore. Men are men. Women are women. Don't feed the hate! Whoa, I just turned into some kind of preacher, or prophet, or something cool like that. "I'm not a prophet and I won't preach to you, but heres a caution. You better understand that I won't hold your hand, but if it helps you mend then I won't stop it." Audioslave, xoxo! I just serenated you Katie. That's for me acting queer-bo and preaching to you. You go with you're "shewoman man haters club." Just don't tell me 'bout it, k. I love men. Or no, I like them. Or no, I think they're fun to look at. Haha, I'm acting like a p-i-m-p! You can't faze meh! Okay, I should REALLY stop now. And I really do like men. C'mon don't be stupid. So I guess I'll work, after I go freeze my ass in the little girls room to make pee-pee. I leave for Cali-forn-i-a manana! Yeah baby! Gabe and I are gonna run to each other in slow motion, and then he's gonna spin me around, like in the movies. It's gonna be awesome. But the only difference is, my fat ass will topple over on him and break something on him or myself, then we'll have to go to the ER in Burbank and the whole trip will be ruined. Like I said, it's gonna be awesome. This may be my last post until my great return. I will probably be too excited to post tomorrow night. But I will try. Please wipe your tears away, for it is only five days! Much love bitches! Until next time. . .

I have no time to think of a cool quote or some lyrics, because I am now doing the "pee-pee dance."


posted by Jenn Doll at 4:37 AM

18 Comments:

God woman, it's not really a "We Hate Men" class. Stop trying to be all "My name is Jenn and I love boys! I hate everything to has to do with girls! Boys are better!" It's not a class like that at all, its just a U.S Women's History class and I took it for 3 reasons.
1. I had the teacher who teaches it last semseter, and I really like her. She's not a mega-feminist by any means, none of us in the class are. No tests too, and it's an easy A for me

2. It doesn't start until 6 pm, and I only have it once a week. You know how I don;t funtion early in the morning, I mean Christ, I don't even start my classes until 2 pm everyday. So, the later, the better.

3. Emily and I wanted to take a class together, but since I was taking mainly history and poli sci classes, and hers are all sociology, we coudln't find anything. So we both took a Wednesday night class so we could at least go to class together.

Plus, I'm a HISTORY MAJOR. That means I take classes that have to do with HISTORY. Sheesh, why am I even trying to jusitfy taking this class. YOU'RE NOT MY MOM. The class really isn't feminist though. We just learn things from the women's point of view, like sufferage and slavery, and living in colonial times. So I really really hope that you will still allow me to be your friend. And by the way, "Princess University" on the ass? What are you, a fucking queer? I don't care if it's Mariah's or not. You're probably lying anyways. (I have a pair of pants that say Varsity on the ass, and I know it's lame, but I want to make fun of you) But Princess? C'mon. That's as bad as it saying "angel" or "flirt" or "rebel" or something. No, "Princess" is the worst. Give them back to Mariah ASAP. Love you lady! And come online, I want to talk to you before you leave for Caaaaaaalifornia!

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