Jenn's Reverie

Monday, October 25, 2004

Invasion of the Ex's!

Okay, so I haven't kept up on the blagging. I miss my computer oh so much. I just got back from the movies. I saw Ladder 49. I cried like 10 freakin' times! Yeah, yeah. Make fun. It's okay. So since my last post, I've played Portishead approximately 100 times. LITERALLY! I went out on Friday. Went to club Opium. I had a really good time. Except for I got way too trashed. Some damn retard tried to kiss me, and the idiot had chew/tobacco in his mouth! EWW! What the fuck are you thinking?! I swear I wanted to poke him in the eye. What an imbecile. If I would have kissed him, he would have got smacked. I sat up on the 2nd story by myself for a while. The girls kept going up and down. Bitches! I'm totally fucked up and wearing stiletto's! HELLO! What'd I drink you ask? Weeellll, I had a 5th of some Captain Morgan Spiced Rum from the other night. And in the car before getting down, I had roughly 6 shots in the time span of about 7 minutes. Niiiice! Then went to Neds as usual and had 2 Budlights. When we got to Opium Nancy had got me a shot. It was more like a double. I was already gone at that time but took it anyway. DONE! It was over. I made out with 4 guys and one girl. At one point one of the guys and the girl at the same time! I kid! I kid! But yeah, I was outtie! So finally we left and my friend Jay had been calling trying to get us to a Halloween party. I don't do house parties but for some reason I wanted to go to this one all night. I guess it just sounded legit. It was for a charity, 2 DJ's, 3 kegs, security and so on. But all the assrammer's I was with didn't want to pay the $5 cover. LOSERS! I had went with Nancy, Elena, and Adriana. I left with Nancy, Ruben, Mike, Johnny and Craig. We ended up going back to Mariah's place, given Mike's her roomate. When we got there her and her boyfriend Adam were just chillin' on the couch. I sat down on the couch, my phone died, I cried about it, I passed out. It was about 3am. I woke up at 5:30 surrounded by Mike, Johnny and Craig. . .shrooming. I had put Portishead on when I got there and it was still playing and continued to play 'til 1:30pm the following day when I left! HELL YEAH! They all loved it. Mariah went and bought the Live CD. And everyone's talking about it! We interrupt you for this brief news break. . .Cartman's hand is J-Lo and just gave Ben a blowjob. (Yay for Southpark.) Back to your normal viewing. . .It was cool chillin' with the boys. We talked about everything under the sun. I'm sure I did most of the talking, but still. It was really cool. So I'm sure you're wondering how any of this pertains to the title of my blog. All I have to say is if ONE more ex calls me this month I'm gonna go ballistic. Not that they're mean or bug. The thing is, I'm not enemies with not one guy I've ever dated. Ross doesn't count. So I actually talk to them. But they call and do the "I want to see you." Um, no. You're an ex for a reason, thanks. Now how the fuck did you get my number?! So I guess I'll enter some felon's into NCIC. I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself. Maybe I'll get a chance to post later. Did I mention that Portishead's the best thing that's happened to me since my first orgasm? (FYI I'm a virgin. My son is 6)

.we're all looking at a different picture
posted by Jenn Doll at 2:55 AM

19 Comments:

Sounds like you had a fun time! Holy shit, if I had 6 shots I would be dead. But you forgot to put in there how you called me. That should have been the highlight, even though you don't remember, haha. You really need to send me Portishead soon. I'm not trying to sound all "give it to me bitch", but you make it sound so good! I'm sure I'll love it. I guess you're such a Sexy Mexy that all your ex's just can't forget about you. I believe it! And I'm still laughing about the fingerblast comment on Bill's blog, FYI.

What is with you all putting a period before the last sentence in your blogs? It must be some cool hipster thing that I'm not aware of. I started everyone saying "assrammers" though, and I think that's a lot cooler.

2:16 AM  

The period before the lyrics or quotes I jocked from Eric. I like the way it looks. He does that with his name too. But I won't steal that from him. I like the way it looks 'cause it doesn't end the sentence. To me it's like if it leaves you thinking. That's why I like the quotes or lyrics in the first place. Enough said? And I will send you Portishead. I'm COMPLETELY obesessed. I love it more each time I hear it. I don't know if you will be obsessed, but I know you'll like it. That's a guarantee. I have the "Live CD," the self-titled and also "Dummy." But since you killed it, I was gonna surprise you with all three. Have patience. It'll be a while 'cause I have LOTS of burning to do. I really hate burning the Porthishead. I like it so much I want people to buy it. But for you, I'll do it. Damn Mariah is wanting to burn everyone and their mom copies. I hate that shit. Only because I think Portishead is worthy of the $15 or so bucks. I'm sending you like 6 or 7 CD's chica. So kick back, relax and anticipate the good music to come! I'm getting more mail too! I'm soooooo excited! Like really, really excited. Don't get me wrong, I was excited to get mail from you. But I just can not wait for this mail. Oh yeah, I know why you only sent my one Ryan Adams CD. I was only kidding ho! You're the bestest. I hope to get your stuff sent within the next couple of weeks. Yeah, I know, that's a long time, but it'll be worth it, k!

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