Jenn's Reverie

Friday, April 29, 2005

Bullshit!

I did this long post about Spring Crawl and that madness last Saturday and my computer decided to be a bitch and cut me off. I'm NOT typing that again. So I ask, if you could be of the opposite sex for a day, what would you do?
posted by Jenn Doll at 4:08 AM

14 Comments:

I would have hot lesbian sex with you.

5:31 AM  

I'd probably spend the day playing with myself. Let's just hope I didn't wake up an A-cup.

6:08 AM  

i wanted to go to spring crawl dammit!!!! *POUT*

i'm alive and everything is sorted out that was making me uneasy when i talked to you saturday. it's all good and i'll explain later. but you're the only other one that knows about it, so it's hush hush.

i've been pretty sick since the weekend - stomach, back, head, entire fucking body. went into the doc on monday and had some lab work done, i'll find out results at my checkup next monday. wheeee!

xoxox

7:45 AM  

Oooo... If I were a guy for a day, I'd have to go streaking. I know I would be hung like a horse and I'd Have to show it off to Everyone!

Then of course, I would get caught, and after wrestling around a bit with the big strong men in blue, I'd get thrown in jail...

{{Sigh}}

You know, being a guy for a day may be alright, but I'm guessing that the day After being a guy would be a LOT more fun!

12:06 PM  

Haha I love this question...........If I were a lady folk for a day I'd stare at my hoo hoo for about 6 hours in awe and then from then on well....it'd be time I'd need to spend alone for a while.

2:41 PM  

I think if I was a guy the first thing I'd do would be to wear a baseball hat. Lame, yes, but I love guys who wear hats but I hate wearing them myself because girls look stupid with hats on. Then I would try to have sex with Rebecca Rojmin Stamos, but if I couldn't find her, I'd have sex with you.

2:50 PM  

Funny how everyone has sexual thoughts about that question. Not me, I'd do girly things like go to a spa and get my nails done, and go clothes shopping.

Only joking, I'd spend the day playing with myself... Let's hope I'd be a hot chick.

3:22 PM  

I don't care about the whole sex thing, but I'd make-out with a whole bunch of girls and not feel like a lesbian.

Wait, that sounds like I am a lesbian. FYI, I like boys!

11:01 PM  

LOL, sure you do...

I couldn't help but to notice that most of the responses refer the temporary situation. It's nice to know that most people are comfortable with their bodies (regardless of their sex), ain't it?

12:42 AM  

I'd probibly sit down with a pen and paper and find out what gets me off,what buttons to push and how, you know, make some pointers for later.

Then probibly do like bildo, infiltrate a group of hot chicks and put in a good word for myself, so i could put those pointers to work later.

7:53 AM  

Hey Jenn, I think that I have a tough choice, take you to Europe or take Kaite, whom I'm going to marry??? You have to convince me to take you over her.

PS I would have to agree and I would hang out in a cheerleaders changing room for the day.

9:06 AM  

Jenn will you put on a blonde wig and shake your butt like Shakira for me? Just curious. I wouldn't want to be a woman then.

3:06 PM  

I would drive myself crazy admiring my breast!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep that would be it!

9:54 PM  

I'd probably start off taking a shower, and then realize I suddenly have breasts, so I'd probably stand in the shower for a good hour trying to think if girls do anything with the breasts in the shower. I ain't asking for an answer on here...just noting that I would probably spend an hour staring into space with the water still running, and wonder.

The rest of this idea stays with me. Let's just say it's hottt.

3:18 AM  

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