Jenn's Reverie
Monday, June 27, 2005
And These Are My Obsessions
Lately, I've been noticing the things I do obessesively. Help me!
- I wash my hands repeatedly. Like ALL day. It's retarded.
-I clean my ears with q-tips (well, yeah) constantly. Not because I think my ears are dirty, just because it feels good. Especially if you have an itch. Quit laughing at me, you bastards.
-I check my email on my cell phone every damn hour to see I've gotten any new comments on my blog. Can I get more lame? Yes, yes I can. I did it last night while we were doing the after party thing.
-Sitting on my legs when I'm in front of a computer and then they fall asleep and it hurts. Alot.
-Earrings. I can't stop buying them. I only used to wear hoops. Now I want all these cute girly dangly ones for the summer. Boo girly!
-Flip-flops. Yeah, Katie, I said flip-flops. I used to think they were thee querest thing you could wear. Especially if you're a guy. Well, no offense but if you're a guy and you wear flip-flops, you look like a douchebag! Anyway, I own like 10 pairs now. ME! I own ten fucking pairs of flip-flops? What the hell is this world coming to?
-Wanting to hear Mariah Carey's new song "We Belong Together." Welcome back, Mariah. Just don't start dressing like a slut again or doing hooks, and keep using your voice for what it was made for and you may once again be my hero.
-I'm also obessed with reading your fucking blogs. You guys take hours out of my day's. Well five day's a week. All of you that are linked and there's a couple more. What the hell have you guys done to me? Seriously. It's freaking me out. Quit posting.
As for the comments in my last post, all very interesting views and points.
Bill, I did love and laugh at your drunkard comment. You should have called me, you douche.
Jay, I got nothing but love for you, but quit being mad already. And I'm not on no high-horse, there's nothing wrong with me being proud of my independence.
I say you all appaud Phelps for his comment. For those that missed it, he said, "I'm never going to get a prenup. If I get married and my wife starts talking about divorce, I'm just going to say, "we both vowed til death do us part...
"LOCK AND LOAD, BITCH!"
You have to be able to appreciate that, no matter who you are.
And Boko, thanks again SO much for the wonderful master piece. You guys should know he did this piece too. It's the best. And again, if you haven't went to his blog, you're missing out on some great metaphoric art and get your ass over there before I hurt you.
Anyhow, it's fifteen 'til six and the sun is coming up. I got a few hours 'til bed time so I'm gonna have some coffee and check the work my trainee did tonight. Ciao.
Thanks to the fabulous and nicest guy with mad computer skill (geek), D'Jork, my post looks kickass! He took time out of his precious day to help me out, Blogger still pwned. I can't believe I just said that) me, but he fixed it. Thanks, Mr. D'Jork, I will get one of my friends to put out as promised. Much love! (P.S. It's not really Blogger, it's my proxy server whatever you call it) But it's way more fun yelling at this bitch.
26 Comments:
Dude, I get text messages when someone posts on MY blog, email is so last week.
Your obsessive/compuslive behavior is the manifestation of neurotic tendencies brought on by unresolved stress over things you can't control. So you focus on activities you can control (e.g. handwashing) that have nothing to do with the original problem. This can only be solved one way. You must let me do you. It's the only way!
Yo yo yo. I found you again!
YEAH! Another Q-tip fanatic... I use them 'bout twice a day too, it feels good when your ears itch, your right. AND I HATE people who have gunky ear wax where I can see it... ICK!
I check my email and blog about every hour too... I don't think you are the only one there.
The hand washing thing is classic OCD. You need a new drug. As for the Q-tip thing, I like it too, but I forget for a few weeks every once in a while, and I get a cool orange lolipop out of my ear then.
And I have a Blackberry, but even I have it set to turn itself off at 11 and back on at 7. (11 on weekends.). When I'm not on call at least. Otherwise I'm being woken at 3am by the Word of the Day or something.
I obsessively check my e-mail all day.
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You're not neurotic, you're honest. In fact, you and fantasticalice are only the second and third people I've seen admit to the pleasure of Q-Tipping.
Ahh....Q-Tips
I've read some of your blog and think you're interesting, and I've linked you.
I suffer the very same tendencies. Damn blog!
As for flip flops (plakkies where I come from) they are a NECESSITY for the beach.
For all you Q-Tip freaks, IT'S DANGEROUS!!!! There is a certain way to clean out your ears, go to a friggen' ear specialist. Now I'm scared. Jenn I'm glad you liked my slinky going da-doing, doing doing because well it was the worst song I've ever heard and can't believe they played that at the bar. Jesus Christ what kinda world musically is this coming about. Sung to the tune of Audioslave's Cochise......."Go on and clean your eaaaar, but don't use a q-tip"
I have the most inconsistant of obsessions, such as, I am a complete fanatic at work, keeping everything spotless, neat and organized, my house,,,, not a chance. One that I share with you is the whole qtip thing, I swear I could have an orgasm from the feeling of a qtip in my ear! I bet if it was you workin it in and out, swirlin it all around,,, I would.
WTF is a Q-tip?
Here's my biggest OCD thing.....when us men use a urinal I laugh when I see someone flushing. I mean holy shit foo's does it register that someone just touched their bologna pony and then flushed. Sure they may have washed their hands after they pissed, but THEY DIDN'T WHEN THEY FLUSH. That's one thing I never do = flushing a public urination or feces dispensal unit. But lots of people do and that's gross, ewww.
cool pic and the q-tip thing I totally understand. Flip flops are gay on guys & the Mariah love made me throw up. She's useful if you need to communicate with dolphins though.
- I wash my hands at work a lot, and after I go to the bathroom. I guess it's just this little idiosyncracity I have.
- I love cleaning my ears too. Q-Tips get rid of the itch and it's magical.
- I check my mail a lot when I'm at school. Not so much at home though. I'm guessing it's becuase I don't have a computer in my room here. That could be it.
- I do that too! I sit on one leg, then get up to walk and my legs asleep. We're such crazy bitches.
- I LOVE earrings. I mainly just steal Keri's, but I love having a dangly pair on with an outfit, it makes me feel more dressed up. And more erotic.
- FUCK YES BITCH. My job here in complete, I think I can hang my gloves up, or whatever that saying is. JENN WEARS FLIP-FLOPS. I love it. Do you buy them at Old Navy? I own at least 10 pairs from there alone. Can't beat a $3.50 pair of shoes.
- I'm sure I've heard it before, but I coudln't sing it or pick it out if my life depended on it. Right now I'm obsessed with the Beatles song "You Won't See Me."
- You're not the only one obsessed with blogs. I'm just too lazy to leave comments most of the time.
Do you ever read Jason Mulgrew anymore? HE WAS IN PEOPLE MAGAZINE. As one of the "50 Hottest Bachelors" nonetheless. Go to his site and check it out. I was reading the magazine last week and saw him in it. I almost shit my pants, no exaggeration. Yu probably still boycott him, but I've still been reading him and love him once again. A quote on his page read "Girls in the Midwest want to marry me." You're goddamn right they do Jason Mulgrew, you are goddamn right. Plus he looks like a sexy beast in the picture. Come online if you get this soon. Or I could just text you. That would be much faster.
Yeah I have a thing with keeping my ears clean too, I just stocked up on 300 cotton buds (q-tips, whichever) the other day. I said to my sister "do you think that's too many?" she said "you can never have too many" I totally agree. Though I don't clean everyday because it has a tendency to dry the ears out too much and MAKES THEM ITCH.
I don't think I wash my hands more than I need to but one thing I hate is to get dirt on my feet if I'm walking around with no shoes on. Drives me crazy.
Jenn, seriously the new MC track is damn good (haters, piss off I tell you) I've watched the vid a few times on her site.
I used to check my email with my phone but I've laid off that, now I only do it if I'm buying something via online auction or am waiting for an email from someone. As Jay said, disconnect from the matrix sometimes :P I made a mini rule where I'd be offline for at least the weekend and maybe a few days a week, I don't live in the box.
Oh and Jay if you want more germs then try touching the hand rails and doorknobs in malls and shops. Fucking disgusting :|
p.s Jenn, my bro-in-law, a friend and I were talking about you the other day, don't know if you remember the time we were on myspace messenger and I was asking you about glow-in-the-dark scorpions.. anyway the convo was about how it's so easy to talk with people around the world online etc so they know you're rocking.
I'm a bit compulsive about what I do but if they don't like it... the door is right over there! --->
Dunno if I get off on cleaning my ears though... kinky.
omg! another qtip freak?? and alice too? this is scary...whats the odds of us finding each other..the three qtip freaks...your so refreshing jenn..thanks for a good read sweetie..
I just found your blog, and I agree that they can be addictive. Pretty funny stuff, including the fan responses. hahaha I am also suffering from 'girly stuff' takeover. I am so into these just below the knee flowy type skirts... I have like four of them now. Being a gemini myself, I think it has to do with our two sides. I bet you have some guy tendancies too! lol
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