Jenn's Reverie
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Something For The Ladies
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I`m a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing .
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I`m a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing .
posted by Jenn Doll at 6:03 AM
26 Comments:
LMAO! Good one Jenn!
These are great. I think I'll try them out on pitter patter neighbor & see how many she answers "correctly".
I love your plan for the applicants, and appreciate all of your concern. I contacted Alice with your comments on #4.
I love the seat comment.
Alice replied already to your comments on #4 in #4's post. Too damn funny. You ladies are awesome.
You are my new hero!!!
That is pretty damn funny Jenn.
hahahahhahah, I love the do not enter one... that's great!
I agree, Jenn, you and I shall find our beloved rat the finest body guard white trash can provide!
fucken zinger mania today.
good post Jenn. can you post something now about how much you love me?
it's a great blog topic.
Would you use those lines on a Third World guy with an accent?
Jenn- you are stealing all my men!! HMT, Brock, Tommy,Mexi, UNLV-not to mention they are stealing you!!!
I miss you-sorry I haven't been commenting. Crazy life....but I still want to touch your boobs and suck on your tongue!!
I REALLY laughed at the one Kurt said, that was GREAT!!
That's not what you told me last night
Ouch.
So was all the flattery in the last post's comments box an impetus?
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Deliveries in the rear!
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Over One Billion Served!
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Maximum Occupancy 12!
Man: Hey Jenn is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Woman: Yes Bill, I love you.
Now that's where it's at.
Scary
Great Jenn just what you need to do run a dating service. Why not tell the guys how to pick up the women instead of crashing the feeble hopes that they have.
i needed a good smirk today..thanks sweetie..
oh yeah..it felt good to know someone missed me..thanks bunches!
Notice that she didn't post "this is how to get me in bed." You are right, she's pissing on the hopes of many.
Oh my gosh! Taht is hilarious!
BTW, Rat sent me. Hehe!
Jay's ideas intrigue me. I would like to subscribe to his newsletter.
Hurry back! I am trying to minimize postings in your absence, but the crowds demand more. They always want more, more, more. You know how that is though.
Hey Jenn, I added you this week.
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not that you'd feel like going back to all those posts from today but I answered all your questions.
Hi Jenn, I believe you were interested in a certain someone's photo?
B@stardo!
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