Jenn's Reverie

Monday, July 18, 2005

Gimp

So, I had a post all ready to go, but tonight before work I went to lift the blinds and the bastards fell on me. The heavy part, the very damn corner hit my hand and now I'm a gimp. Stop laughing, asshole's. It hit a nerve and the pain shot up to my shoulder and to the tips of my fingers. Aint that a bitch? And you think it hurts when you hit a funny bone, yeah right. The pain is pretty consistant and it sucks monkey nuts.

There was actually something good that came out of it. My son was right there when it happened and he was so concerned about me. It was just another one of the cutest things ever. He put lotion on the arm that I could not. He helped me zip my pants, which were hell getting on with one damn hand. And he offered and helped put on my socks and shoes. Then he asked me if I would like him to put the dogs in the back yard so that I wouldn't have to. It was the best thing ever. I felt all warm and fuzzy.

Anyhow, for those that know me, know I don't do hospitals, so I'm hoping it gets better within the next few days. This post has taken long enough, so I'm out.



Much love, shorties!

posted by Jenn Doll at 1:14 AM

22 Comments:

[snigger] Wow, thats so terrible [chuckle] I hope you get better soon

BWahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

2:04 AM  

I got your snigger!

2:12 AM  

So much for cleaning up your links... look how many people replied to that post.

...do you need a hand unzipping your pants?

3:20 AM  

Awwwww. Poor Jenn.

Hope the pain subsides REAL soon...

3:49 AM  

Jenn, I'm with Andy on this one. You need help unzipping your pants and I'm on the first flight out. PRONTO. Just let me know because I'm concerned. Pants, unzipped, I'm there for you like George Clooney in ER.

5:43 AM  

Take care of yourself and get better soon!
~Eyes

5:57 AM  

How's 'bout you help eachother out, Bill and Andrew? Now that there's an idea.

6:12 AM  

Ol' Dr. Pikkel is sure that a good rub down would cure you right up. I'm running the motion lotion under some warm water as we speak.

6:44 AM  

"...sucks monkey nuts"???
It is good to see that your accident has not diminished your capacity for creative description and metaphor. I'm pretty sure I would never consider beastiality in attempting to describe unpleasantries, although since you brought it up, being on the receiving end of a horse's amorous advances does rank near the top of my "least favorite imagined events" list.
So did you scream and cuss when it fell on you? Did that scare the bejeezus out of your son and he figured he better try to avoid the buckshot when it came his way? You know, he knows when he does things to p*ss you off and this was WAY beyond that, so it was a survival reaction? (Sorry about the buzzkill)
;->

7:31 AM  

Yeah, Kurt. I'm very unoriginal. I don't make this shit up myself. Though, I can't remember who I picked up "sucks monkey nuts" from. Now that you've mentioned, it's pretty freakin' weird, huh?

I like to curse on my blog since I don't in person much. I know, you'd never believe it.

And no, I didn't curse when it fell on me, but I REALLY wanted to shout some kinda obscenity. My son was standing right next to me and was had the very worried look. So, I just grabbed my hand and paced around very quickly for a minute, while taking in deep breaths.

7:46 AM  

now you know what a cyber slut feels like having to type with one hand ^_^

xoxoxox

p.s. i'll wake up early one of these days to talk to you on aol since you always send messages while i'm sleeping

8:19 AM  

Stop saying boo!! You say it to good things and bad things. Senseless.

9:29 AM  

This is awesome; the part about your son. Almost makes it worth the pain ... almost.

I laughed aloud when I saw your comment for them to help each other with the pants - too funny & glad I didn't post earlier or else I might have walked right into that one.

Are you one of those Scientologist?

Thanks for the lego sex link - too freaking funny. It probably wasn't supossed to excite me though, huh? Great, you gave me a block on.

Hope you feel better gimpy. I am a total sucker for gimps & have always had a dream to date a handicapped person. Nothing to traumatic, but limps excite me. Next time, try to bash your knee.

Speaking of pain. The 8 days since I rode my bike (out of town & lame lazy this weekend) were pain free. This morning, the 9th day riding the bike. How you say ... BURN BURN BURN!!!! Oooooooowwww, holy leg burn.

10:08 AM  

It's a pretty shitty idea. I was only voicing my concern, and that's the thanks I get.

11:12 AM  

When it comes time to unzip your pants give me a call and I'll help you out

12:07 PM  

Jenn this Mike Ray, your blog a few weeks back was talking about Pre-nump. How would you like to come on my Internet talk show and view your opinions.
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2:24 PM  

How did you know we were laughing?

4:30 PM  

I hope the pain gets better soon! :(

6:40 PM  

Darn! Better luck next time.

8:35 PM  

With all due respect,,,, I'm willing to pay for more photos of you.

8:50 PM  

Holy crp bat girl, comment all you want on my blog, I cant get enough of your pics, even if they are all the sme, I am deeply in lust with you.

9:08 PM  

Rest up and get better. I'm hoping this is the first and only time you have a younger man working your zipper.

12:17 AM  

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