Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
. . . Sometime's I wish we were strangers again . . .
Monday, November 21, 2005
Fill In The Blank
When will you realize, you're so blessed... amazingly...
Friday, November 18, 2005
Monday, November 14, 2005
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
11+ 14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that whileh Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Have a great week.
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Monday, November 07, 2005
Interview With a Jenius
Friday, November 04, 2005
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
All Hail Hitler
Co-worker: "Jenn, did you see the news today?"
Jenn: "Everyone knows I despise watching the news. But, everyone manages to keep me informed."
Co-worker: "The people in New Orleans are complaining about their help."
Jenn: "Their help?"
Co-worker: "Yeah. I guess most of the people hired to help rebuild the city are Mexican and they think that they migh over-throw them."
Jenn: "Are you fucking serious?"
Co-worker: "Yeah. Even the governor [or one of those political noobs, I forget] is complaining too. They want black people to be the hired help."
Well, you know what? To those who are having this "issue." Rebuild your own fucken city!
"Racism isn't born, it's taught."
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Silly Ho's, Tricks Are For Kids
<span style="color:#ff0000;">Disclaimer:</span> This post may offend some if it's their nature. If it does, argue your point and I'm sorry in advance or something.
Why is it that Halloween brings out the inner slut in girls or women? Seriously. Everywwhere you turn girls are dressed in the sluttiest of slutty "costumes" they conjured up. You go downtown and there's 20+ girls wearing a towel. Can someone PLEASE tell me what exactly do we call that costume? Then of course there's the slutty nurse, the slutty pirate, the slutty cop and the slutty devil. Last but not least, the slutty sluts. Girls straight up dress in lingerie and barely any at that. Whatever happened to the sexy nurse or the sexy pirate? You know. The one's with a little class?
There are SO many super sexy costumes for girls. Masquerade ball stuff, the Egyptian one's are always hot. You know, some Goddess stuff. I think that stuff's hot. I'm sure the guys probably do too.
I like it because they give me something to point and laugh at and to post about. But, if only they knew that the guys are saying the same thing. Yeah, of course the guys can be a little hypocritical, because they're drooling at the sight. But, seriously, girls. They only want to hit it and quit it. Sorry, couldn't think of a better way to say it. But, then again, now days, alot of girls/women don't seem to mind taking on the role of dirty whore. 'Cause oh my God, it's like totally what everyone's doing!
To each their own, I guess. Maybe next year I'll be a slutty slut? Then all the boys will want me because for one night I'll be their fantasy and the next day I'll be "remember that one girl that was dressed like a slut? The (insert slutty costume here) one?" I can't wait!
I'll do my real Halloween post with pictures and all that jazz soon. Hope you all had lots of fun! I had a great time at the parties even though I was passed out by 12:30. Stupid Crown Royal and Jello-shots. I had an even better time watching my son and nieces (and the dog) go trick or treating.
Until next time, ciao, bello's and bella's.