Jenn's Reverie

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

*Edit: This is Jenn, not Katie.
Katie doesn't love anyone but me, bitches!
*Edit II: I added links, I deleted links.
Check 'em out.
posted by Jenn Doll at 12:14 AM 51 comments

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

A piece of me died tonight. . .
posted by Jenn Doll at 9:56 PM 46 comments

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Image hosted by

. . . Sometime's I wish we were strangers again . . .

posted by Jenn Doll at 8:43 PM 16 comments

Monday, November 21, 2005

Fill In The Blank

Tonight our son said his prayers. He said them for all to hear. He started, "God, take care of my Grandpa F." He may only be seven, but he understands death. He misses him, many nights he's cried to sleep wondering why he left. He then continued, "Take care of my Grandma. Take care of my brother and I." He may only be seven, but understands why he's a half brother and say's he will always consider him full. He knows that I is his brother's brother and not his unless you get married and he chooses to never leave him out. He continues his prayer, "Watch over A." He may only be seven and he may not like her, but he includes her in his prayers everynight. He chooses this even though she won't answer the phone when she knows it's him, he's grateful enough that she'll let you know he called at all. He went on to finish, "And take care of my dad, even though..." He stopped and did not continue. He no longer wanted the world to know. He finished praying in silence. His pure and innocent heart, I swear I heard it break. He may only be seven... Fill in the blank, Daddy.

When will you realize, you're so blessed... amazingly...
posted by Jenn Doll at 2:40 AM 25 comments

Friday, November 18, 2005

this is an audio post - click to play
posted by Jenn Doll at 12:06 AM 28 comments

Monday, November 14, 2005

Algebra 101

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+ 14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And. B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that whileh Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Have a great week.
posted by Jenn Doll at 2:44 AM 40 comments

Thursday, November 10, 2005

~ I'm thinking of you . . .

. . . In my sleepless solitude tonight ~

posted by Jenn Doll at 3:16 AM 36 comments

Monday, November 07, 2005

Interview With a Jenius

I had my first ever interview! It was actually really alot of fun. I had the honor of being interviewed by Jef of Thunderfish. Jef has his own little way of interviewing. Anyone that he interviews gets a shiny new buffalo nickel! You send him a picture with it and it goes with the interview. I think it's a super cool and unique thing. Anyhow, go to his blog NOW and check it out. It's not too long winded for you kids with ADD. I'm gonna close the comments here, so post what you got over there. Yay! Funtimes. Are you still here?!
posted by Jenn Doll at 10:06 PM

Friday, November 04, 2005

I'll be back and blacker than ever! I know I'm spanish, so what? Chris Rock did it, I can too.
posted by Jenn Doll at 2:44 AM 36 comments

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

All Hail Hitler

Conversation at work. Not exactly quoted, but close enough.

Co-worker: "Jenn, did you see the news today?"

Jenn: "Everyone knows I despise watching the news. But, everyone manages to keep me informed."

Co-worker: "The people in New Orleans are complaining about their help."

Jenn: "Their help?"

Co-worker: "Yeah. I guess most of the people hired to help rebuild the city are Mexican and they think that they migh over-throw them."

Jenn: "Are you fucking serious?"

Co-worker: "Yeah. Even the governor [or one of those political noobs, I forget] is complaining too. They want black people to be the hired help."

Well, you know what? To those who are having this "issue." Rebuild your own fucken city!

"Racism isn't born, it's taught."
posted by Jenn Doll at 3:29 AM 41 comments

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Silly Ho's, Tricks Are For Kids

<span style="color:#ff0000;">Disclaimer:</span> This post may offend some if it's their nature. If it does, argue your point and I'm sorry in advance or something.

Why is it that Halloween brings out the inner slut in girls or women? Seriously. Everywwhere you turn girls are dressed in the sluttiest of slutty "costumes" they conjured up. You go downtown and there's 20+ girls wearing a towel. Can someone PLEASE tell me what exactly do we call that costume? Then of course there's the slutty nurse, the slutty pirate, the slutty cop and the slutty devil. Last but not least, the slutty sluts. Girls straight up dress in lingerie and barely any at that. Whatever happened to the sexy nurse or the sexy pirate? You know. The one's with a little class?

There are SO many super sexy costumes for girls. Masquerade ball stuff, the Egyptian one's are always hot. You know, some Goddess stuff. I think that stuff's hot. I'm sure the guys probably do too.

I like it because they give me something to point and laugh at and to post about. But, if only they knew that the guys are saying the same thing. Yeah, of course the guys can be a little hypocritical, because they're drooling at the sight. But, seriously, girls. They only want to hit it and quit it. Sorry, couldn't think of a better way to say it. But, then again, now days, alot of girls/women don't seem to mind taking on the role of dirty whore. 'Cause oh my God, it's like totally what everyone's doing!

To each their own, I guess. Maybe next year I'll be a slutty slut? Then all the boys will want me because for one night I'll be their fantasy and the next day I'll be "remember that one girl that was dressed like a slut? The (insert slutty costume here) one?" I can't wait!

I'll do my real Halloween post with pictures and all that jazz soon. Hope you all had lots of fun! I had a great time at the parties even though I was passed out by 12:30. Stupid Crown Royal and Jello-shots. I had an even better time watching my son and nieces (and the dog) go trick or treating.

Until next time, ciao, bello's and bella's.

posted by Jenn Doll at 1:30 AM 33 comments