Jenn's Reverie
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
BIIIAAATCH!
posted by Jenn Doll at 1:19 PM
I am Jenn. This is my blog. Fantastic, eh?
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- Name: Jenn Doll
- Location: United States
"With an empty liquor bottle, cigarette between my lips. . ." Duke City Darlin'
39 Comments:
Stunning.
Another example of laziness in regards to grammar and the proper use of the English language in written form.
To say nothing of the craft and effort that goes into completing a thought.
It started out with a "cultural" identity and having to make allowances for that part of our society and has now spread to "wannabes" everywhere.
Phat post.
BWAAHHAHAHAH! And yet it still got you to think about all that. How you like me now?!
BIIIAAATCH INDEED!! YOU'RE MY N WORD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And you're my Sexy Mexi mofo!
"mofo".
Are you trying to say motherfucker?
Did that go through spellcheck? Or are you too lazy to use that as well?
I think I know why so many people like reading your rants so much. With your cussing for drama instead of emphasis, third grade sentence structure and limited vocabulary, it is easier than reading the National Enquirer. It makes your fans want to just say, "Fucking A! jenn"
Which implies complicity and agreement with your ambiguous ideas but does not require contemplation about what is actually meant by your post.
But that also lets you off the hook of having to justify what you said. You haven't really said anything. Yet it says so much.
Kurt, do you not pay attention? Simply go the main page of my blog and look at the cute girl on the left. It'll save you all the trouble of reading through archives. A picture speaks 1000 words.
Yo mamma.
Yo bald headed granny.
I thought the progression was, "yo mama, yo daddy, you greasy granny."
Now you went and fucked up SOMETHING ELSE that Kurt will have to yell at you about! Go to your room and think about what you have done.
Or think about me and touch yourself, I'm cool with it either way.
Whose gahdamn progression?!
Nooo touchy. NO touchy.
That Kurt guys IS funny. Funny looking. And he likes big words. Gahdamn geek.
Steven, I miss your punkass!
" Jenn said...
The blog comments are acting up."
I think she is trying to think deep thoughts...
Steven, your other comment got deleted somehow. The comments are acting up.
And all this blinking shiny crap on my avatar is getting annoying.
Kurt, bite me.
Y'all smell smoke?
Okay...
I'm not cool enough to do one word posts.
HA HA HA! Like I said, "Goofball!"
Wow, 23 comments so far and about 16 of them were written by you. While you were supposedly at work "training someone." My ass, you probably don't even really have a job. I know they don't really have police in New Mexico. And yes, the shiny blinking thing is annoying. Love you!
This day job has rerally worked out like you said - so much more time to read & post ... all on your own blog!
Kurt said "phat."
I told the verification of my blog months ago, and haven't had one spam post .. fyi.
Rat, it's only because I'm training. So that means I get to make her do everything. And if you'll note the times of my comments. Only an hour prior to the end of my shift which is four and after that. So, technically I wasn't fucking around 'til everything was done, thankyou(and Katie)verymuch. I'll take of word verification tomorrow, just for YOU!
Kurt did say "phat." What's this world coming to?
I think I wanna go fishing all of a sudden.
At a loss for words lately, Jenn?
-- david
HMT, ice fishing? It's colder than shit out.
David, I'm clearing my mind of everything possible, even words. I was bored yesterday and when I logged on to post that's what came of it. When I grow up, I'm gonna be a writer.
jenn, what will you do after you spend those 20 or 30 seconds clearing your mind?
and are you demeaning all those of us that perform actual work that requires physical exertion when you call me a "redneck" or have you reached the limit of your vocabulary again and decided on the first word that came to your emptied mind?
Kurt, I'll fight with you when I get back from lunch. I don't get paid for this hour, so I'm gonna go somewhere else.
yeah. uh huh.
(I'm pretty sure is asking for help at this point, hence the dealy)
Ice Fishing would be fine.
actually I don't feel like fishing. I'm much more down for laying down in the sun with my ipod on at the beach and half-drunkenly falling asleep.
Maybe you can ask for some over time so you'll have a chance to remove the stupid verification.
LAUGHING
MY
FUCKING
ASS
OFF!!!!!!!
I must be missing the point, not uncommon lol.
But you post one friggin word and the comments are hysterical.
wtf is up w/you and kurt? I been out of the loop too long :P
dusty, I answered you along with a comment on your own site. Congratulations on a coherent, well constructed post which utilized clear imagery.
jenn occasionally suffers from demogogical predespositions. This may be one of those weeks for her.
HMT, OOoooh! That sounds wicked!
(Translation for Kurt, "That sounds neato!)
Rat, that's a fabulous idea! (Made me laugh.)
Dusty, you have been outta the loop too long. Wait, there's no loop. That's just Kurt being a punk. He loves me! He's working hard, too. Can't you tell?
Linny, I was bored. That's all. So it's directed at anyone that takes it personal. Otherwise, it's nothing.
jenn, i understand "wicked" - I grew up near Boston and Providence, so i have heard the term before. i would have understood "boss" too. "groovy" "far out" "tight" "swweeeet" "bad" all could be considered slang colloquialisms for a positive reaction to aural input.
i'm the literate one, remember?
and i've seen more than the back of my eye lids.
Kurt, does your head hurt yet? And I know you're having all kinds of fun with dictionary.com and thesaurus.com, but go play at Mel's place already!
fine.
Say uncle...
no
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