Jenn's Reverie
Monday, August 15, 2005
Weekend Ventures & Math101
Friday:
- Slept after work 'til about noon.
- Stayed up late.
- Doodled.
- Watched Dirty Dancing. (More like listened to it.) You wanna fight about it Gambl0r?
Saturday:
- Met family for early dinner for Grandmas birthdy. HAPPY BIRTHDAY again GRAMA!
- Got a new tattoo! Fuck yeah, bitches!
- Let my son stay up really late and eat sweets.
Sunday:
- Went to my PLATONIC bestfriends, girlfriends sons birthday party.
- Went with my sons grandma (dads mom) to get her belly pierced.
- Had grilled chicken ceasar salad and a Corona with sons grandma and her sister. Theyre both super hot! GILF! Is that wrong?
- Hung out with my PLATONIC bestfriend and his girlfriend. Funtimes!
- Went home.
- Slept.
- Came to work.
- Blogged.
- Didnt use apostrophes in this post just for Mexi.
Now try this.
1. Grab a calculator. (You won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (not the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2
Do you recognize the answer?
posted by Jenn Doll at 4:57 AM
25 Comments:
I can't believe I actually did the number thing. But I feel cool cause it worked. What's your tat look like? If thats not too personal a question...
I couldn't do that math thing. I have been bent over the toilet bowl for 1/2 hour .... GILF!
Oh, that is SO WRONG, Jenn. So very terribly wrong.
Have to run again.
The number seemed so familiar... now if I could only figure it out.
ARE YOU GONNA SHOW US THE TATTOO?
Okay, I gotta see that new tattoo... where's it at, a description would be nice.
As for Saturday... see, Jenn is a smart Mommy... you let your kid play that one day of the week, they think you are better then playstation... then they are so much more easier to manipulate the rest of the week because they want to have fun again next Saturday.
I missed you too...!
Oh, and if you can go ahead a remove the demon possession from my calculator that would be great.
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I'm not a beast, Im a GEEK!
The sidebar tells me so. : )
No matter how long I stare at this damn calculator I can’t make sense of what this number is supposed to tell me. I’m feeling particularly stupid right now.
I am too much of a weeny to get a tattoo of my own even though I want one, so I live vicariously through other people's cool tattoos (although occassionally someone shows me one that makes me grateful I haven't doled out the bucks for my own!)
whowhowhwohwoowhowhowhowhowhowho. that phone number thing is pretty fu*ked up, it really freaked me out, especially after listening to all that Jerry Garcia music last week. Like, I don't even want to get out of the chair now cause that was so strange...how does it know?
GILF is not a problem. I think it is the next stage that I am arriving at. When I was in my teens/early 20s I would check out the hot babes w/their moms. I remember how I felt old when I realized I had started scoping the moms of the teens...
Now, I'm thinking, "Gramdmas didn't look like that when I had one."
Ummmm, why can't I use my head?
Holy crap, Jenn! I got some ink this weekend too! Great minds think alike!
If you use "platonic" enough times, then it may be true.
Sounds like you had a better weekend than I did.
Neat little trick Jenn, bravada I say. I know a cooler one......just type 5318008 into your calculator and turn that sumbitch upside down and rock out with your smock out. Did the little D-miester have fun staying up? You awesome mami you!
Yo Jenn! I got some meaningless five digit number. I'm supposed to make something from that number?
By the way, that young blonde sitting to the left of me has a gorgeous body. I couldn't be platonic with her either, unless she smelled like a European. I love this internet cafe. :)
Lets MAKE dirty dancing.
Unless she smells like a European?! What's that suppose to mean boyo!
And I'm sorry but Dirty Dancing still sucks.
However I would also like to see pictures of the new tat!!
Sounds like someone had a good weekend.
If you have (1) girl (16) years old, screwed by (69) guys three times (x3) each, what does that make her?
11669 x 3 =
That's the only one of those I can remember.
I hate math and after doing that calculation, I'm done for the year.
That sounds like a Great weekend, Jenn! (Other than the Dirty Dancing part... Good lord what a sappy movie! But you made up for it by getting the tattoo, so that's OK!)
I almost did the math thingie, got my calculator out and everything, but then I noticed that I had to punch in my phone number and well...
(Yeah. Go ahead and laugh you little shits! Like you ever call yourselves :p )
Hahaha! Liv doesn't know her own number. =P
Love ya, Liv!
Excellent Website. Congratulations!
An kiss and an ross for you!
Show us your new tattoo... you did get pix right? I'll show you one of mine for one of yours...
nice blog! those calculator tricks are always weird...
Did I ever tell you that you won ...
Hahah, RM, that's classic!
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