Jenn's Reverie
Thursday, October 21, 2004
For Billy Numbnuts
Some of you may know, some of you may not know that Bill has a dream. A dream that ONE day he could have me. Bill HAD a dream that he was here in NM and met a girl and slept with her. Or well, it did happen. But then Bill started having vision's in his head that that girl was me. He tells all how I dream about him and so forth. It's really quite precious how Bill's dream is to have me dream of him. Bill, I'm flattered babe. I really am. But if that girl was me, you'd have never left! You couldn't handle me! I thought we ended this "conversation" but you seem to have had a relapse. I'm sorry. I'll try to tell you more how you couldn't handle me. You're too cute with your little visions. Besides, I'm sick of trying to instigate the fact that you and Katie are just too adorable "together." :D Handle yo bi'niz! Katie, don't yell at me, Bill started it! So handle yours too! I'm mad that you're at Keri's. I wanted precious Katie time. I'm sure Bill will be the pansy that he is and asleep. Oh and Bill, I asked you on Katie's blog what size of dress you wear? I'd be purchasing you one on payday. That's today. So lemme know, k. Now go to sleep you wank! Miss you punkass! We'll call you this weekend. I'll be crunked tomorrow!
On the flipside. . .
*My son (who's 6) heard me asking my mom if she was voting. She said, "I don't know who to vote for." So my son jumps in, "Mom, are you voting for John Kerry instead of George Bush?"
Um. . .what the fuck?!
*My son was at Wal-Mart with my mom and her boyfriend and he asked for a dollar to play the "grab machine" thing. You know, for a stuffed animal (mono or monito). Her boyfriend said, "That's a waste of money. Put your money in and you get nothing back." My son responded with, "Yeah, you do that when you go to the casino." So my moms boyfriend gave him the dollar.
*His hermit crab died. So now I have to buy him two. Me and my big mouth.
*I bought Portishead "Dummy." I LOVE LOVE LOVE it. Like REALLY REALLY love it.
*They didn't have the new Codeseven at Hastings or Best Buy. I'll be setting both buildings on fire later this weekend.
*A shout out to my blog friends. . .Katie, Bill, Gabe, Eric, Jamie, James, Dylan, Boko, Mishy, JayPop. Warren do you come here? Thanks for your comments. I LOVE when you comment. Love, love, love it. I visit you guys everyday :D. Spread the love!
*I'll be getting a shoutbox. What's a shoutbox?! You'll see. . .
*I'm wearing HIS pink panties.
.it could be sweet
On the flipside. . .
*My son (who's 6) heard me asking my mom if she was voting. She said, "I don't know who to vote for." So my son jumps in, "Mom, are you voting for John Kerry instead of George Bush?"
Um. . .what the fuck?!
*My son was at Wal-Mart with my mom and her boyfriend and he asked for a dollar to play the "grab machine" thing. You know, for a stuffed animal (mono or monito). Her boyfriend said, "That's a waste of money. Put your money in and you get nothing back." My son responded with, "Yeah, you do that when you go to the casino." So my moms boyfriend gave him the dollar.
*His hermit crab died. So now I have to buy him two. Me and my big mouth.
*I bought Portishead "Dummy." I LOVE LOVE LOVE it. Like REALLY REALLY love it.
*They didn't have the new Codeseven at Hastings or Best Buy. I'll be setting both buildings on fire later this weekend.
*A shout out to my blog friends. . .Katie, Bill, Gabe, Eric, Jamie, James, Dylan, Boko, Mishy, JayPop. Warren do you come here? Thanks for your comments. I LOVE when you comment. Love, love, love it. I visit you guys everyday :D. Spread the love!
*I'll be getting a shoutbox. What's a shoutbox?! You'll see. . .
*I'm wearing HIS pink panties.
.it could be sweet
posted by Jenn Doll at 11:21 PM
2 Comments:
Hey whoa I don't know where this all came from. Jenn you just have to rub it in my face constantly that I'm a piece of crap. God I hope you're happy with yourself. At least everyone can see how you are to me and how hateful you can be! Katie save me :(
Hey I don't like what's going on here. Jenn I think you're making all this up. I would never personally claim to have done such a thing. I am a good hearted gentleman. I open doors for ladies and stuff and pull out chairs and such. Gosh Jenn I'm appauled you would make this stuff up about me. I'll get you and your little sidekick Katie too.
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