Jenn's Reverie

Two posts in ONE day! Whoa! It's the apocalypse. Actually, I heard of a contest on a morning radio show that caught my attention. It's called "Personality Face Off." I was intrigued as most contests from radio stations are more along the lines of are you hot or not type stuff. Basically if you win you get your own spot or page or blog or whatever on their site. They will choose four entries and from there the winner will be based off of how many hits you receive. The winner will hold their spot for a month and then will go up against three new contestants the following month and so on and so forth. Anyhow, I sent in my entry for said contest and here it is:

Well, first off I would like to say that I think this is one of the best contests I've seen held in a long time! I'm all about mind sex! There's nothing like some mental stimulation to make a bad day good or a good day better!

I don't normally join contests because I'm a retard and fear rejection, however, this one kept digging at my soul! As it did, a little voice in my head kept saying, "Bitch, quit being scared and give it a whirl!" And here I am, doing just that. My name is Jenn Xxxxxx, but I don't normally give my full name online because, well, that's not very smart now is it? Everyone just calls me Jenn. I'm a 30 old single mother of a badass 11 year old son who loves good music and plays guitar as well as some keyboard. And let me tell you, he is good! It's not me just bragging as a mother either. I'll prove it to you! He's got great taste in music thanks to his own personal taste and to me! I work for the Sheriff's Department as a Warrants Specialist, but rarely talk about work.

I used to have a blog that I was highly dedicated to, but it was extremely time consuming and I laid it to rest even though at times I will occasionally post. I didn't share it with anybody I knew personally and used to get in the area of 850+ hits daily from perfect strangers. Okay, not perfect strangers, lots of weirdos, but they came back nonetheless! I get along with everyone, even if I do talk about them behind their back. I kid! I kid!. . . Mostly. I didn't really mommy blog or work blog, but it did come up. For the most part, I'm pretty random and tend to stray from this to that, but it works! At least I think it does and those who read my blog pretended it did. I have an itch to get back into blogging for one reason and one reason only... It is far more interactive in a way that MySpace and/or Facebook is not. It requires the brain and some personality. I'm very fond of both! I am single and have pretty much been for many years. Being single has taken me places and shown me things I'm sure I'd have missed out on otherwise. I have friends all over the world and that puts a smile on my face. I can conform to just about any setting you put me in because I love to do new things even if in the end I don't like it. I love just about every genre of music so long as it's good. I love my life and sometimes I wanna punch it in the face, but for the most part, I can't complain. I'm also an Edgehead and I'm sure because of it my neighbors wonder 'why that one girl stays in her car in the mornings just sitting there.' They don't know that I'm going "OH!" when some crazy hobag gets busted on Cheaters Hotel.

You guys asked how one would get people to go to their pages if they won, well, basically I'd whore myself out with the help of my loyal fans (I'll pay them in alcohol)! In all seriousness, in the age of today, all it takes is good networking skills and I think I've got that part down. I've been an internet fanatic for many years! Some might say "internet geek" but, those some can suck it.

P.S. I promise I won't use profanity when posting if I were to be chosen. I just thought I'd emphasize a bit here.

Thank you for your time! I hope this wasn't too long. I tried to make it short and simple, but alas I have failed.

Always,

Jenn.



I got this in the bag, no? What do you MEAN there's a hole in the bag?